funny convo with my co author

So I was talking with my co author about this story we are doing. I'm trying to get the chickyboo down to the rose arbor to meet the man of her dreams. (post civil war era). Well, I'm going to have him kiss her hand. She misunderstands me and wonders if the heroine is going to kiss the guys hand. I told her no. That I realise the heroine is forward thinking and all, but I'm pretty sure she still understands the ettiquette of the day. WE crack up. Thinking about it.

Maybe you had to be there, but still.

Imagine. Nervous forward heroine, kissing guys hand and the shocked expressions on both their eyes.

My daughters wishlish

My daughter is 8, and this is what she wants for Christmas.

A puppy, which is what she really wants, but I've already talked to santa. Not for a while. Not because she isn't responsible, but because Aidan isn't ready to be around dogs. He's ok, but still has some issues that might make a dog neurotic.

Now these are the eye raising ones.

And Ipod, An Iphone(apparently some of these are what kids her age may be getting or what they want) I can see the Ipod, but the Iphone???!!!! O_O O_O

I have no idea what an wetinze is.

The teacher worked with Aidan and the other students. They picked their wish list from a magazine. From what I see he wants a red wagon, a transforming car thing(Daddy would be pleased). Some sort of vtech gadget that has a pen at the side. Cars and trains.

I already know and have memorised what Connor wants. A guitar and firetrucks and dinosaurs and other stuff.

I have a bone to pick with the internet!!!!

How in the HELL did I EVER get on the penis enlargement and viagra spam? I am a woman!!!! It says so on my profile. I don't need a bigger wanker!! I don't even have one for crying out loud. Leave me the hell alone!

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