I have a bone to pick with the internet!!!!

[moonwolf23]

How in the HELL did I EVER get on the penis enlargement and viagra spam? I am a woman!!!! It says so on my profile. I don't need a bigger wanker!! I don't even have one for crying out loud. Leave me the hell alone!

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Comments

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

Apparently, the internets also believe that I need a bigger wangdoodle. I remember posting about this once:

"My response to Penis Enlargment Spam:

No, I do not need a bigger penis. The one I have is perfectly lovely, thank you very much.
Thank you kindly for your concern, but his Snickers satisfies me very much.

No love,
Luna"

All the ladies want to sit on his lap... *snerk*

[lunalovegoddess.livejournal.com]

[ferelwing.livejournal.com]

I get the SAME spam! *sigh* Dumbasses in these crazy "marketing" groups don't know how to read. My brother gets "breast enlargement" stuff. His profile clearly says MALE.