Welp, Jason has been laid off.

Went to Walmart to get shoes for the kids. A woman was on her cellphone, threw down her purchases and scurried off. I grabbed her and asked what was wrong. Supposedly someone was going to enter walmart to kill people. Having my kids with me, I did the same thing. Found a cop and asked if I was being a fool. Apparently I was, they've been hearing of things like this for two weeks.

lovely.